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My name is Mountain Mike. Since June 12, the year of your Lord, 1984, for many reasons I’ve never fully understood, millions of Americans have anointed, even hailed me as their hero. Indeed, from that day to the present, a small clan of Vermont mountaineers has claimed me as its prophet, delivered from heaven by “God’s foremost prophet and America’s all-time number one mountain man, Ethan Allen.” 

During the past thirty-nine years, I have been the featured speaker at each of the clan’s annual banquets. And just last Tuesday, I received in the mail its most recent monthly newsletter entitled, “The Mountain Mike Legend—Thirty-Nine Years Removed.”
However, lest you believe that all has been a bed of roses, during the past thirty-nine years, my many enemies–tens of millions of religious fanatics and blindly patriotic Americans, being led respectively by Christian profiteers and devious politicians, whom, for the record, I loathe equally–have branded me as a traitor, blasphemer, or sometimes even worse. But, really, how can one be worse than a traitor, a betrayer of country, or a blasphemer, a betrayer of God?
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About The Author

Mark Kaiser is a maverick, a lifelong questioner, and an unapologetic advocate. He defied convention, transitioning from a straight-A Catholic school student to a high school dropout. Yet, he pursued higher education with a triple major in history, firm in his belief that America wasn’t what it seemed. In his 38-year law practice, he championed the underprivileged, stood against hypocrisy, and advocated for noble causes. His life’s work mirrors his conviction: challenge the system and fight for what’s right.

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“Purple Mountains Majesty is a satirical dance with reality, where political upheaval meets the extraordinary, and love becomes the most radical act of all.”

Purple Mountains Majesty

“Purple Mountains Majesty” is a genre-bending political and religious satire. It’s a tale of multiple characters and grand conspiracies, reminiscent of Tom Robbins. At its core, it’s about the second coming of Jesus’ little brother, or so it seems. In reality, it’s an interstellar figure on a mission to conquer Earth. Filled with miraculous feats—raising the dead, walking on water, healing the sick—this imposter is determined to overthrow the U.S. government. Amid this chaos, Lylac Clanie and Mountain Mike’s love story unfolds, thrusting them into the spotlight as public enemies. It’s a narrative that questions conformity and celebrates the extraordinary.
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Reviews About My Books

A Wake-Up Call for the Masses

"Kaiser’s 'Purple Mountains Majesty' is an anthem for change. His narrative is a refreshing blend of daring political commentary and romance, mirroring the diverse tapestry of modern life. It's a must-read, challenging readers to question the status quo and find their own paths to enlightenment."

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JAVIER RIVERA

A Must-Read for Free Thinkers:

As a fierce advocate myself, Mark Kaiser's journey and 'Purple Mountains Majesty' resonate profoundly. This book is a kaleidoscope of storytelling and serves as a call to awaken from societal slumber. Kaiser's words are a testament to individuality and rebellion against the norm."

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Aisha Goodner

Riveting, Unpredictable, Unmissable

"I was hooked from the first page of 'Purple Mountains Majesty.' Mark Kaiser's ability to weave political satire, religious insight, and a romance that defies expectations is unparalleled. His spirit, much like the book, celebrates diversity in thought."

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Mei Wu

A Mind-Expanding Ride

"The author's book 'Purple Mountains Majesty' is a revelation! His rebellious spirit mirrors my journey as an outsider. The book's political and religious satire jolted me, much like the author's unflinching advocacy. This is a literary carnival of ideas and an artistic battleground of what's right. Absolutely loved it!"

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